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If your favorite TV show is "Mr. Wizard" instead of "Baywatch,"
If when someone asks "What's new?" you answer "C over lambda,"
If you know Bill Gates' e-mail address, and don't remember your own,
If you are always asking your friends from marketing to hold two leads to a giant capacitor,
If you can explain which direction the water spins as you flush the toilet and why,
If you need a spreadsheet to figure out who owes what for lunch,
If you plan your family vacation on a Gantt chart,
If you know the altitudes at which you must turn off electronic devices on an airplane, and why,
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
If you truly believe aliens are living among us
If you have more toys than your kids
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
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